法官在审问监犯时也可能有一些悲天悯人

那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。你为什么而被起诉?他问。
采购圣诞节物品过早。被告答。 这不算犯法,法官回答,你购物多早?
在商店开门之前,犯人应道。 Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge
was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you
charged with? he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the
defendant. That’s no offense, replied the judge, How early were you
doing this shopping? Before the store opened, countered the prisoner.

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